Welp, an update has been long overdue, but I do at least have a perfectly legitimate reason for being quiet. Well, legitimate to SOME of you anyway, lol. First, I work evenings, and since it feels more like the "middle" of my "day", it causes me to occasionally feel like I have less time than I actually do. Second... I've gotten back into playing CoH a LOT more again, so that's been taking up time in the later hours. THEN, I just plain get lazy. (when I'm not working on various other projects)

So... to appease the non-existent masses, here for your reading amusement, is the next installment of Random Quotes.

And always remember- names have been omitted or changed to protect the innocent/guilty/stupid. (or because I had no idea who said it)

1. This one happened sometime last week, around 10-ish or so in the evening.

[i]overheard yelling outside the house[/i]
A: The hell they yelling about?
B: Dan's black friends yelling black things at black Dan.*
A: ... WHAT???



2. Ah, geeks hanging out around geek girls....

A: (to B) Did you tell Jack your bra size grew:
B: No.
C: (to A) How do YOU know that?


The following are but a portion of the ones overheard at work.

3.
A: Yeah, I saw it on the discovery channel. I mean, cuz I wasn't playing or anything.
B: Hanging out the the Poker Room, watch the discovery channel?
A: .. Yeaahh....


4.
A: I'm not that much of a nerd. Maybe half a teaspoon.
B: You're half a teaspoon a nerd?
A: Yeah.


5. (talking about one of A's roommates, I think.)
A: He can't get a real woman?
B: Yeah, probably- No.


And, one more for the road.

6. I was a party to this one. Gotta love gaming geeks.

Friend: What's that driving game? The one where you drive over hookers?
3 geeks in UNISON: Grand Theft Auto?
Friend: That's it.


Well, that's all for this issue, folks, But rest assured, I've got material saved up for another 2 full issues in the future.

Until then,

Later!