Random Quotes Issue #5 (5? Really? Okay...)1. First up, courtesy of my husband.
Me: Why do you have to be so mean to me?
Him: Because no one else is cuz they're afraid of me.
2. Courtesy of the roommate's boyfriend.
"I'm not gay, I'm just in touch with my feminine side."
3. After the hockey game the other night, again, courtesy of my husband (and me)
Me: Game over?
Him: Yes.
Me: Who won?
Him: Bruins.
Me: Do we care?
Him: No.
Now, mind you, this conversation was being conducted while he was in the back room, and was heading from the living room into the dining room.
4. This one isn't really random, as it's from a TV show, but it is by far one of the funniest lines I have heard in an exceptionally LONG time:
"You want me to tell Jack the Ripper to fetch?"
5. Courtesy of some girl I heard talking to her friends while walking along the street this evening.
Girl: "I generally only have sex with people when I know where they've been."
And now, finally, something that isn't so much of a random quote, as it is a random conversation/encounter/game that I feel the silly urge to pass along to the rest of you.
Do you remember your first ever date movie? (i.e. the first movie you saw at the theater ON A DATE.)
For example:
Mine: Mortal Combat 2 (sad, I know, but not nearly as bad as some)
The husband's was The Sleepwalkers.
The roommate's boyfriend's was Who Framed Roger Rabbit. (see, I told you mine wasn't as bad as some!)
I'm sure you are wondering where this came from. Well, at the movie store the other night, one of the guys working there somehow decided he wanted to know the answer to this question from all the other employees, and was making a list. We found our way into the conversation, and had a good laugh and a bit of fun. So I decided that I'd drag you all in.
Also, I am going to HAVE to go back in Feb to see if he actually DOES use it to do that month's "staff picks". (Valentine's Day, date movie.. you get the idea.)
Anyway, that about does it for this issue of Random Quotes.
Later!
p.s. don't forget to answer the question!
Pleased
Devious Comments
And the answer to the ? is most likely: Wrong Turn. (I've always been a dinner dater more than a movie dater...lol.)
--
Quis custodiet ispsos custodes?
--
You an artist taking commissions? Or are you looking for an artist to commision? Check out the link below!!
List of commissionable artists with thumbnails!!
--
Remember, Truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination.
"Don't hate the actors for being good at the lies they tell. Hate the audience for believing it."
--Me
--
Remember, Truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination.
"Don't hate the actors for being good at the lies they tell. Hate the audience for believing it."
--Me
--
You an artist taking commissions? Or are you looking for an artist to commision? Check out the link below!!
List of commissionable artists with thumbnails!!
--
He envisioned a steamer so grand in scale, and so luxurious in its appointments that its supremacy would never be challenged. And here she is, willed into solid reality.
-Thomas Andrews, Titanic (1997)
Ong Bak: Thailand Warrior
Best. Chase Scene. Ever.
Or, you know, when my husband is involved in any way shape or form. LOL.
--
Remember, Truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination.
"Don't hate the actors for being good at the lies they tell. Hate the audience for believing it."
--Me
The sad part is, Mortal Combat 2 was also my first date ever. *hangs head in shame*
On the plus side, though, my and my husband's first date ever was The Sixth Sense. So I guess that makes up for it a bit. I hope.
--
Remember, Truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination.
"Don't hate the actors for being good at the lies they tell. Hate the audience for believing it."
--Me
Previous Page12Next Page